im drinking this country out of the recession.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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