He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
