i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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