hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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