i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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