Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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