I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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