I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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