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(914): View more from New York

i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"

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(607): View more from New York

you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.

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(503): View more from Oregon

They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?

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(513): View more from Ohio

walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am

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(914): View more from New York

Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless

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(415): View more from California

I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy

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(973): View more from New Jersey

you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle

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