When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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