We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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