So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
