ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
how drunk are you?
Several
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
