if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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