i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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