Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you didnt know i had herpes?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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