Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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