Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I looked at my own cervix.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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