I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Randomize
