im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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