Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Naked. naked and bneed help.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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