my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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