WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My vagina just clenched in fear
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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