Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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