So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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