ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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