Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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