im drinking this country out of the recession.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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