Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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