New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
