Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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