The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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