i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Randomize
