The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
