Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
if only i could text you this smell
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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