I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
