Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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