I didn't shave. On purpose
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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