it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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its like you know when i get waxed
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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