We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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