Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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