im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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I need you to use more vowels.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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