She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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