your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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