Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just want nice things and good sex
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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