His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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