he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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