Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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