talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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