He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
