i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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