dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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